The Pursuit of Sleep
One day God came to MDI and observed that students were very dissatisfied. To make them happy he said ' Let there be sleep, and there was sleep'. everyone was happy but then arrived Satan in the form of SK Rai. He wanted to calculate the cost of bedding which was neccesary for sleeping. He applied VC, AC, ABC, RC and all other types of costing and found out that it was very uneconomical. Disguised as God's accountant, he went to god and asked him to discontinue sleep from Earth. He found him asleep and had to wait for him to wake up. God being very wise as he gets maximum sleep immidiately realized his wicked intentions. He told him that he had not looked into the qualitative aspects of sleep. Rai was perplexed and was defeated. He then burned in hell for the rest of his life and the world slept happily ever after.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Questions you never thought you would ask me
WHAT?
yes its true I have found a new hobby and that before the pigs have started to fly and it is as lame as this, writing down anything and everything i have in this vacuum of thoughts I call my brain.
WHY?
for those who havent figured out yet, I am on this stranded island called noida and dont have monica belluchi by my side. So I am really bored and decided to do something constructive with my life. Till I figure out what that means I have decided to do this.
but still WHY this?
well for all things i have ruined my computer( you must be wondering how it took this long, an answer even I am trying to find but well it did) and so can not play fifa( the only game i could play) anymore. So I decided to look at orkut and found that friends and acquaintances alike have forgotten my existence. Some suggested I should read something ( wishing this might help me clear my interviews this time) but then I wanted to REDUCE my boredom not die of the apparent cure. So I decided to bore those who dint help me thru this phase.
whats up with the name?
apologies to those who wanted BOOBLA to flash on their URLs but for those who dint figure out I never really liked to be called a pair of melons, so i decided to pick the more classier name that existed way before D stood for boobs.
will there be anymore of this torture?
yes.
WHAT?
yes its true I have found a new hobby and that before the pigs have started to fly and it is as lame as this, writing down anything and everything i have in this vacuum of thoughts I call my brain.
WHY?
for those who havent figured out yet, I am on this stranded island called noida and dont have monica belluchi by my side. So I am really bored and decided to do something constructive with my life. Till I figure out what that means I have decided to do this.
but still WHY this?
well for all things i have ruined my computer( you must be wondering how it took this long, an answer even I am trying to find but well it did) and so can not play fifa( the only game i could play) anymore. So I decided to look at orkut and found that friends and acquaintances alike have forgotten my existence. Some suggested I should read something ( wishing this might help me clear my interviews this time) but then I wanted to REDUCE my boredom not die of the apparent cure. So I decided to bore those who dint help me thru this phase.
whats up with the name?
apologies to those who wanted BOOBLA to flash on their URLs but for those who dint figure out I never really liked to be called a pair of melons, so i decided to pick the more classier name that existed way before D stood for boobs.
will there be anymore of this torture?
yes.
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