The Pursuit of Sleep

One day God came to MDI and observed that students were very dissatisfied. To make them happy he said ' Let there be sleep, and there was sleep'. everyone was happy but then arrived Satan in the form of SK Rai. He wanted to calculate the cost of bedding which was neccesary for sleeping. He applied VC, AC, ABC, RC and all other types of costing and found out that it was very uneconomical. Disguised as God's accountant, he went to god and asked him to discontinue sleep from Earth. He found him asleep and had to wait for him to wake up. God being very wise as he gets maximum sleep immidiately realized his wicked intentions. He told him that he had not looked into the qualitative aspects of sleep. Rai was perplexed and was defeated. He then burned in hell for the rest of his life and the world slept happily ever after.